You Better Stay On Her Good Side!

"Dad I'm gonna cut off your head and put it in the Diaper Champ,
and put your body and your hands and feet in the garbage can!"

Is It Okay...?

Kid Furious comes into the living room and announces "My chart is almost filled with stickers!" (referring to a behavior chart we've been using at bedtime)
"Great" Mrs Furious naively replys
Kid continues "Is it okay if once at night I stole some stickers?"
"And put them on?" Mrs Furious hesitantly asks
"And put them on" Kid Furious confirms with a mischievous nod and stiffled laugh
Mrs Furious begins to laugh hysterically... so much for maintaining a sense of authority

Name Calling

"Hey Dad..... Mom is a Jack Ass Freak"

Just a wee bit evil

Oops She Did It Again

Possibly Kid Furious's best "dead" pose yet!

In Life and In Death

"But Mom will we still be sisters when we're grown ups?" Kid Furious asks
"Yeah, you'll always be sisters." Mrs Furious replys
"I bet even when we're dead.... just you can't do anything." Kid Furious muses
True enough

Did You Know...

"Did you know that one day my grandpa Popi climbed up the side of a volcano (pronounced walcano) while it was erupting?" Kid Furious begins
"Oh Jesus!... That sounds scary" Mrs. Furious responds
"Yeah, probably not the side where the lava was flowing..." Kid Furious hypothesizes
"Yeah, probably not" Mrs. Furious concludes