It Just Felt Like A Hit

Mrs. Furious "I hope that wasn't a hit?"

Kid Furious "It wasn't. It just felt like a hit."

Mrs. Furious gives no response

Kid Furious continues, slightly worried by the silence, "It's a true story, it was not a hit."

She Won't Hurt You, She'll Humiliate You

Far more cruel than a kick could ever be....

Ummm....right

"I can hit anything that's not alive... right?"
Kid Furious