She's A Little Mouthy These Days

"Okay... STOP whining." Mrs F orders Kid

"When you were downstairs I wasn't whining... I was happy you weren't up here." Kid retorts

Kid Furious Takes A Stand

"Mom stop ordering me around like a servant!"

Is It Okay...?

Kid Furious comes into the living room and announces "My chart is almost filled with stickers!" (referring to a behavior chart we've been using at bedtime)
"Great" Mrs Furious naively replys
Kid continues "Is it okay if once at night I stole some stickers?"
"And put them on?" Mrs Furious hesitantly asks
"And put them on" Kid Furious confirms with a mischievous nod and stiffled laugh
Mrs Furious begins to laugh hysterically... so much for maintaining a sense of authority