I am SO beautiful

"Mom I bet the other kids in class will stare at my blue eyes, blond hair, bangs, and my braids, and my uniform because I am so beautiful"

Little Miss Smarty Pants

"You're a smart alecky smarty pants today, and you know what happens to them..." Mrs Furious says
"They get smart" Kid Furious replys

I Can't Argue With This Reasoning!

"Are you whining?" Mrs Furious asks
"No" Kid F responds "My voice sounds like a boy's voice ... and a boy's voice sounds like whining."

Mom Can I Have...

"Mom I want those shoes you can roll on" Kid Furious begins
"Heelys" Mrs Furious guesses
"Yeah... I saw a boy with Heelys at Target. It is sooooo fun on Target floors cause you go faster than a human can walk."