Why Do I Think You Have Something Up Your Sleeve

"Mom I love you." Kid suddenly announces
"why?" I reply somewhat suspiciously

Not exactly the term of endearment I had in mind

"Hey big kid!" I greeted Kid
"Hi Big Momma." Kid replied

It Doesn't Mean I Don't Think You Are Beautiful

"Mom could you change my name to Belle?" Kid asks

"Nope." Mrs F replies

"But doesn't that mean Beauty?" Kid continues

Kid's Already An NPR Junkie

"We've got to go to the post office real quick." Mrs F tells Kid in the car
"Okay but can I stay in the car with Charlotte? I want to listen to the news." Kid replies

Kid Is Really Feeling It This Christmas

"Mom could you change my name to Mary" Kid asks
"Well... you're name is special to me.." I reply tentatively
"Yeah but it goes better with Jesus." Kid says

Thanks... I Think

"Mom you look like a woman."

Kid Furious Takes A Stand

"Mom stop ordering me around like a servant!"