The Game Master

"What are you doing?!" Mrs F asks excitedly.

"Playing dinosaurs in the dark." Kid F replies calmly.

"Okay... I don't like to have a game... in the dark... with your sister locked in the bathroom." Mrs F explains none too pleased.

Brave New World

Trooper

The Translator

"Mah Mah" says Baby

"She almost said magma" Kid announces

Yeah I'm sure that is what she was trying to say....

Kid's Got Ambitious Plans For The Future

Why Do I Think You Have Something Up Your Sleeve

"Mom I love you." Kid suddenly announces
"why?" I reply somewhat suspiciously

Not exactly the term of endearment I had in mind

"Hey big kid!" I greeted Kid
"Hi Big Momma." Kid replied