She's A Little Mouthy These Days

"Okay... STOP whining." Mrs F orders Kid

"When you were downstairs I wasn't whining... I was happy you weren't up here." Kid retorts

Calling It Like She Sees It

"Of course you love crazy kids... You're crazy yourself!" Kid announces to Mr F

The Game Master

"What are you doing?!" Mrs F asks excitedly.

"Playing dinosaurs in the dark." Kid F replies calmly.

"Okay... I don't like to have a game... in the dark... with your sister locked in the bathroom." Mrs F explains none too pleased.

Brave New World

Trooper

The Translator

"Mah Mah" says Baby

"She almost said magma" Kid announces

Yeah I'm sure that is what she was trying to say....

Kid's Got Ambitious Plans For The Future

Why Do I Think You Have Something Up Your Sleeve

"Mom I love you." Kid suddenly announces
"why?" I reply somewhat suspiciously

Not exactly the term of endearment I had in mind

"Hey big kid!" I greeted Kid
"Hi Big Momma." Kid replied

It Doesn't Mean I Don't Think You Are Beautiful

"Mom could you change my name to Belle?" Kid asks

"Nope." Mrs F replies

"But doesn't that mean Beauty?" Kid continues

Kid's Already An NPR Junkie

"We've got to go to the post office real quick." Mrs F tells Kid in the car
"Okay but can I stay in the car with Charlotte? I want to listen to the news." Kid replies

Kid Is Really Feeling It This Christmas

"Mom could you change my name to Mary" Kid asks
"Well... you're name is special to me.." I reply tentatively
"Yeah but it goes better with Jesus." Kid says

Thanks... I Think

"Mom you look like a woman."

Kid Furious Takes A Stand

"Mom stop ordering me around like a servant!"

Self Sufficiency Brought To You By Kid

Today Kid buttoned her own buttons! Put her own dress on! Even her own underwear... despite this previous prediction:

"Maybe for your five year old birthday your gift to me could be learning how to put on your own underwear." Mrs Furious announces

Kid replies in a creepy deep voice "That will not come true."

I Hope Not....

"It looks like Charlotte and Ruby are having a fierce battle" announced Kid

Thanks For Sharing

"Mom want to see how I make a tongue snowball?" Kid asks
"umm... not really" I reply
"I lick the window and then rub it around with my fingers." Kid continues while demonstating
"mmm..." I mutter while trying not to watch

I am SO beautiful

"Mom I bet the other kids in class will stare at my blue eyes, blond hair, bangs, and my braids, and my uniform because I am so beautiful"

Little Miss Smarty Pants

"You're a smart alecky smarty pants today, and you know what happens to them..." Mrs Furious says
"They get smart" Kid Furious replys

I Can't Argue With This Reasoning!

"Are you whining?" Mrs Furious asks
"No" Kid F responds "My voice sounds like a boy's voice ... and a boy's voice sounds like whining."